Little Willie Poems.

Written for the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.


New York Rat.

Little Willie was afraid of mice;
He laid in bed nearly suffice,
His head on the pillow felt oddly flat,
As it was actually an obese New York rat.

The Car.

Little Willie rode his bike,
And as he rode, he spiked
Over a rock, and as he flocked
Didnโ€™t see the oncoming car as it honkedโ€ฆ

Scissors.

Little Willie had some scissors,
His mother said donโ€™t cut into smithers,
Well, one day Little Willie realized he had five fingers
Some say to this day four on the ground still linger.

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  15 comments for “Little Willie Poems.

  1. February 15, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    Love the last one, Lucy ๐Ÿคช

    Liked by 3 people

  2. February 16, 2020 at 12:01 am

    I like the discordance and disparity in continuity. <–not sarcasm

    Liked by 3 people

  3. February 16, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  4. February 20, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Hehe, I love the tone of this, Lucy, it made me smile. Thank you also for posting my link in Promote a Writer on Thursday, too! I really appreciate your support. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

    • February 20, 2020 at 2:12 pm

      Glad you enjoyed. ๐Ÿ˜€
      And it was my pleasure.

      Like

  5. February 21, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Quite terrible. Good job!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. February 23, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Seriously terrible. The last one ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘
    Liked it. ๐Ÿ‘

    Liked by 2 people

    • February 24, 2020 at 12:11 am

      Thank you! So glad you enjoyed. ๐Ÿ˜„

      Liked by 1 person

  7. April 7, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    You have a great way of writing sweet, and a great blog, thank you for all your kind visits, say hello, I wont bite lol.

    Liked by 1 person

    • April 7, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      Thank you so much!
      And yes, I will definitely drop by to say hello and leave a comment soon. Hahaha! I have enjoyed your content very much.

      Like

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