Hello, everyone! I’m Mark Borne!
Aliases: The Nexus Fox, The Quote Ant, Mark Swift, That Guy, The Food Poet, You-Know-Who…
I’m primarily, as the one alias would suggest, known among my friends as a food poet. Yes. I was rhetorically challenged to write an onion poem, and I promised I would. Everyone thought I was joking. I was not.
And now that reputation has become me.
Despite being known for food poetry, I am also a Christian poet, storyteller, novice webpage designer, and graphic artist. The “graphic” is important. All of my real art is actually quite terrible.
In my free time, outside of quarantine, I enjoy swordfighting, knife throwing, running, and working at a mac and cheese joint. During quarantine, I’ve added coding, counting my money over and over again, memorizing my credit card number, and agonizing over the closed library as extra hobbies.
Some of you might be wondering: “Does this guy have a point? Why is he writing this?”
I probably do have a point, but I seem to have lost it. If you find it, please return it, I very much so like points.
Anyhow, glad to be here! 😀 If you have any questions, let me know. I cannot promise I’ll know the answers (in fact, I can promise I WON’T know the answers), but I’ll try my best!