“Sex, Alcohol and Sugar” by Don Matthews.

I seem to spend my life
In giving up on things
Things I like, look forward to
Ring-a-ding-a-ding

I’m told such things are bad for me
That I should wave goodbye
To smoking, sugar, alcohol
Give up, lie back, and sigh

Funny? But there’s just one thing
I don’t give up (one thing)
That’s sex, it just gives up on me
Ring-a-ding-a-ding


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3 replies

  1. I might know what you mean. That nagging untapped ability waiting to be tapped.

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  2. Awww, c’mon Don, buck up…

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  3. Those last two lines are brilliant!

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